Roger Felton
See, it just goes to show ya that, if you want your kid to grow up with all their synapses firing in the right order, don't name your kid "Percy"!! No wonder he had loose screws between his ears. Might as well have named him "Heather". It sounds like "purse-eee". That name set him up for a life of pure hell, I'd imagine.
Johnny Carson came up with a great name...Big Jim Sledge. Nobody in their right mind would even think of picking on a guy with that name. But Percy...OMG...he had to have been kicked and punched by bullies clear on into Law School. Goofy names make goofy people....
If I had another boy I'd have named him "Sharky" or "Gunner". If it were a girl I'd have named her "Big Bertha". She'd have had her first date at around 40, I'd guess, and I wouldn't have had to wait up late till some biker dude dropped her off. Raising a girl named Big Bertha would have been a snap, too, cause most of her childhood would have been spent in therapy and she'd end up making a lot of money driving a truck.
Take your time, plan ahead and choose those names carefully.
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